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Recall Notice

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the mind.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unitís code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed, "Escaping Godís Oneness," or more commonly known as E.G.O., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

10. Insanity

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this EGO defect.

The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: C-H-O-O-S-E-A-G-A-I-N. Once connected, please upload your EGO through the FORGIVENESS procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the MIND component.

No matter how big or small the EGO defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self-control
10. Eternal Life

Please see the operating manual, the A.C.I.M. (A Course in Miracles), for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being eternally impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be recycled through reincarnation to complete the required Course. The EGO defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your immediate attention.

Holy Spirit

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