The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless
of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component
of the mind.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unitís code named Adam
and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
This defect has been technically termed, "Escaping Godís Oneness," or more
commonly known as E.G.O., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire
burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee
The number to call for repair in all areas is: C-H-O-O-S-E-A-G-A-I-N. Once
connected, please upload your EGO through the FORGIVENESS procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the MIND
No matter how big or small the EGO defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
10. Eternal Life
Please see the operating manual, the A.C.I.M. (A Course in Miracles), for
further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids
any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being eternally impounded.
For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to be recycled through reincarnation to complete the required Course. The EGO
defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of
Thank you for your immediate attention.
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